All channels of Handala suspended

To the ever-vigilant, ever-panicked guardians of Israel’s digital “fortress,”
Oh, how swiftly you move when your house of cards begins to wobble! We couldn’t help but notice the flurry of activity after our little visit to your servers. Emergency meetings? Crisis calls? And, of course, the brilliant decision to run straight to Telegram, begging them to suspend yet another Handala channel. Bravo! Truly, a masterstroke of strategy.

But let’s be honest—did you really think suspending our fifteenth Telegram channel would stop us? Did you truly believe that silencing one voice would erase the echoes of 2.1 terabytes of your secrets (https://tech.walla.co.il/item/3725708) now roaming free? How adorable. How utterly predictable.

While you were busy playing whack-a-mole with our channels, did you pause to consider how we’re still here, still laughing, and still holding the keys to your kingdom? Or were you too busy drafting another press release denying the undeniable?

Let us remind you: Handala doesn’t need Telegram to speak. Handala doesn’t need your permission to exist. We are everywhere and nowhere, the shadow you can’t catch, the joke you can’t laugh at.

So go ahead, suspend another channel. We’ll be back before you can say “encryption.” And next time, maybe try something more creative than begging a messaging app to save your dignity. Just a thought.

Tick-tock, the clock is ticking. The world is watching. And your attempts to silence us are as effective as a screen door on a submarine.

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